This is a list of things that sucked about my flight:

-nothing

The above also functions as a list of services not provided by my kickass on-demand system. Actually that's a lie; it was inferior in many ways to virgin's, but it kept me entertained. I became tired pretty quickly. I remember losing lucidity partway through watching hp2 and deciding it would be awesome if michael Jackson came out of his coffin partway through the funeral and started dancing thriller, and then revealed that it was all a fake and that was how he kicked off his next tour. Actually, I think that is a great idea and I stand by it even while in a completely proper state of mind.